Sex in an Elevator
Unlike Scarlett Johansson
I have never had sex in an elevator
with Benicio Del Toro, or Guillermo Del Toro
or any member
of the Del Toro clan.
Likewise
I have never had sex with Scarlett Johansson
though I was there with Bill Murray
right through Lost in Translation.
At the Unemployed Rights Centre in Dunedin
they said there was a ghost in the stairwell.
It certainly was cold
and not somewhere
I’d choose to linger.
I never had sex there either
not with the ghost
not with Scarlett watching.
You can buy All Blacks’ Kitchen Gardens online from New Zealand Books Abroad or Fishpond, or find out more about it.
Or, even easier, you can order a copy directly from me, by sending an email to senjmito (at) gmail.com. Within New Zealand, that will cost you $15 including postage & packing. If you’re from overseas, please get in touch and I’ll let you know the total cost.
Check out the Tuesday Poem Hub Blog for Emma Barnes’ “come here at once” and all this week’s other Tuesday Poems.
